Hitlers Last Song

Assuming that this is not the prankster prince Harry again, then this is most probably Hitlers last song to his then new bride Eva Brown at an undisclosed disco in Berlin called The Underground on 30th of April 1945, minutes before he shot her in the face with the Luger P 08 pistol which he grabbed from Lukas Hundfänger his body double then he emptied the rest of the clip at his doubles chest, but that was not enough for Adolf the Hitler, oh no. He needed more stimuli... So he kicks his beloved dog Blondi to death and then he doused them all in biodiesel and lit them on fire.
Just before the Russians could break the door he jumped in his biodiesel powered Schwimmwagen and schwimed all the way to South America to be exact Brazil.
Thats when he opened his recycling company Das Gemahlin-Diesel AG that specialized at producing biodiesel from unwanted family members like housewives or husbands for a fraction of the cost of foreign oil ...you dont believe me, then why is Brazil slashing the Amazon this planets lungs to plant sugar cane a biodiesel producing crop...
Whats the deference if one converts his wife to fuel to all of us converting our mom mother earth to biodiesel and Ethanol, please you tell me!
I am neither stupid nor so far to the left that I gas up my car in a local Mc Donalds, I am fully aware of the economy and the need for energy...
But my friends there are more then one way to skin a cat and if you want to learn then approach me in confidence.

Gaus