Showing posts with label Montauk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Montauk. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

DON’T TAZE THE MONSTER BRO!

Montauk Monster, the UFO Unidentified Floating Object witch washed ashore last summer is back or should I say some folks decided to video another UFO and posted on the net and ask questions such as why they got rid of it so fast or how come no one preformed an autopsy on it... yah right! I can see the chief medical examiner at the Long Island Jewish Medical Center shouting You want me to do what? examine a god damn road kill are you out of your firkin mind ...why dont you taste it and tell me what it taste like...Probably chicken... so then we shall conclude that either its a chicken or monsters too taste like chicken....
Bottom line is that as a society we seem to enjoy watching animals and people suffer from Abu Graib to shock collars for dogs.
At this time I am hoping to raise awareness about these type of devices not because they are dangerous, because they are wrong, in other words it crosses the threshold of what makes a man, human...
And no I dont want pass laws against these devices or ask people to boycott their manufacturers, cause that would be as counter productive as US boycott of Cuba or as desperate as some general at the height of Iraq war wanted to outlaw cell phones to stop the IEDs...
No all I want to do is show this device as what really it is, a cowards crutch.
And in time the sales will drop and the good folks who manufacture them will invent something more humane or start selling Cesar Milans books which emphasizes on humane ways of animal training...


Special thanks Bo Rock the Sheh Tzu & Pug mix for playing Monty The Monster
Bo Rocks original name was just Bo but since Mr. Obama got the Portuguese Water Dog for his girls Bos owner who manages a motel in Arkansas decided to call him Bo Rock as Barack ...respectfully of course.

Gaus


Friday, May 15, 2009

A New Montauk Monster?


I don't know if we are evolving from, or devolving back to dark ages...But we all are obsessed with creating monsters out of any and all unknown things in this case happens to be an other floater or should I say a UFO "Unidentified Floating Object"
Gaus

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

The Montauk Monster Game U Choose The Right Match






  • Identified by the sharply sloping forehead, and usually by the crowded position of the Domestic Dog (Canis familiaris) The skull of a domestic dog is usually easily teeth in back of the canines.

  • Coyote (Canis latrans). Coyotes are now found in all 48 contiguous states; they range in places north into Canada and south into Mexico. Smaller and more gracile than a wolf.
  • · Bush Dog (Speothos venaticus). The Bush Dog is found in South America, and is more like an otter in behavior than are other canids, hunting often in the water. California Academy of Sciences specimen. Cast is of a female animal.

    · Side-striped Jackal (Canis adustus). The side-striped jackal is a greyish brown to tan with a white stripe from the front legs to the hips and has a dark tail with a white tip. Side-striped jackal can weigh from 14 to 30 lb. Males tend to be larger than the females.
    • Black-backed Jackal (Canis mesomelas. The black-backed jackal is fox-like in appearance, has tan fur, and a thick stripe of black and silver running down its back. It weighs from 15 to 30 pounds and is 15 to 30 centimeters at the shoulder. Males are usually larger than females.· South American Grey Fox (Pseudalopex griseus). The South American grey fox is found in the southern cone of South America, particularly in Argentina and Chile. Its diet consists mainly of rodents, birds, and rabbits.
      • · Dhole (Cuon alpinus). The dhole has large, sharp teeth, and a shorter jaw and adistinctly thicker muzzle than most other dogs. There is one less molar on each side of its lower jaw (meaning that they have forty teeth in total). Its dental formula (Incisors 3/3 : Canines 1/1 : Premolars 4/4 : Molars 2/2) is unique among the dog family.
      • · The Kit Fox (Vulpes macrotis) is a relatively common North American fox. Its range extends into northern Mexico. Some mammalogists classify it as conspecific with the Swift Fox V. velox, but molecular systematics imply that the two species are distinct.
      • · Raccoon Dog (Nyctereutes procyonoides). Raccoon Dogs are native to Japan, southeastern Siberia and Manchuria. Their diet consists of invertebrates, frogs, lizards, rodents and birds, along with seeds and berries. Those living near the ocean will also eat crabs and scavenged marine life.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Montauk Monster is not a Manbearpig ...UFO

This is a video response to Montauk Monster Decoded...It's a Bul...UFO

A "Unidentified Floating Object"UFO?
World poverty, war, recession ...they all had to wait because the news media wanted to talk about a floater dog...you see all they had to do was to hide the second photo which would've explained the whole thing... and they call themselves investigating journalists, right!

Montauk Monster Decoded...It's a Bul...

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Montauk Monster Decoded...It’s a Bul...

It’s a “Unidentified Floating Object” UFO

World poverty, war, recession ...they all had to wait because the news media wanted to talk about a floater dog...you see all they had to do was to hide the second photo which would’ve explained the whole thing... and they call themselves investigating journalists, right!