Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year Mrs. Clinton

Happy new year yall! And my special thanks to Mrs. Clinton for being such a math teacher-ish character, so all us bloggers and You Tubers can trash around for fun...
You see Sarah Palin, doesnt cut it, she is too Home-Ec-ish...but dont forget Dick Cheney he is the fu*#in principal, true and through. Every body hats him, but then what do you expect ...He is the dam principal.. Huh! So he can afford to be a dick...
Gaus
http://gaus-usa.com/
Do politicians have equal rights to humans?

Not!

Have a happy 2010 New Year, any way...

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

86 CAMARO IROC-Z stuck in snow

It was exactly a year ago when I shared with you my experience with the first snow of the season, and now I like to show you my struggle with the fist snow of this year of course snow is boring if it doesn't have an 86 IROC-Z Camaro involved just like last year, except last year I was in New Haven Connecticut area and this year I am in outskirts of Manhattan New York and the other deference is last year I showed you how to drive on snow pact roads and this year I will show you how to dislodge a not so snow worthy car named Bill Clinton ,the name is due to its exhaust not which sounds like Monica, Monica ,Monica, Monica Mmmmmmmmonica..... From a shallow snowdrift, of course I had to employ Hilliary's help too, oh Hillary is the name of my uncompromising rough and harsh shovel ...and yes it sounds just like Mrs. Clinton when it scraps the pavement...
Oh, I almost forgot I also call my car Slick Wily ...No Not because it slips on the snow, you doofus...No! This car happen to be very slick car, period
Gaus

Saturday, December 19, 2009

IROC-Z Package for new CAMARO [concept]

This is a third generation [possibly IROC-Z] up date to the Transformerish 2010 2011 Camaro although it will not change the car structurally with the exception of hatchback rear 3rd door but the main deference comes from plenty of weight saving measures which includes carbon fiber hood clear polymer rear hatch and many aluminum substitutions both in the frame area and the skin...
In short the goal is trim 1000 pounds of the fat beast and offer the car with the existing V8 engine and a supped up version which takes the currant V6 with a set of racing style heads new intake manifold a robust supercharger ...we are talking about a 500plus beast of an engine coupled to a minus 1000 pounds of a Camaro, not to forget the new streamlined body we might have a winner in our hands...
But on the down side majority of ladies still cant see over the hoot or any part of this behemoth of a car, maybe an optional periscope
Gaus
This is almost something like the old Ford Mustang SVO

project, but a lot bigger and a lot uglier.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

DONT TAZE ME BRO! Montauk Monsters Last Words

Most people are trying to play blind and not see the collar and electrode burns on poor Monty the Montauk monster because that would kill the whole idea of a monster from outer space...Just imagine a scary monster on a leash...
This also makes it difficult to explain him as a raccoon. Just imagine a raccoon with an electric dog training shock collar, okay Bevies and But Head wouldve done such a thing, after all they did use a frog as a baseball...But I got news for you Bevies and But Head is not real ...they are cartoon characters,duh!
So this proves either the Montauk monster was a dog undergoing a legal but inhuman training, or he was an exotic wild animal witch was being corralled with this Tazer type collar.
Although I made a few videos and claim it was a red fox, but after a lot of thinking and research I came back to the fact that Monty was noting but an ordinary dog, which was supposedly trained with one of these wicked devises.
I am not some leftwing nutso, I hunt and fish humanely but animal abuse, or for that matter human abuse is uncalled for...everything and everybody dies and sometime they get killed but killing by torture? I dont think so!

Gaus

Monday, September 21, 2009

Gaus & The Turtle Shell Repair
All is required is some two part fast drying epoxy...
Applied by a professional veterinarian

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Montauk Monster Decoded Its a Hybrid!

This is Monty... ... This is his mom and dad... And this is what he looked like any questions? Of course not! ...Now, go to sleep says Bertrand Russell

Monday, August 10, 2009

TWEETY the BABY BIRD

This is a little bird that fell of his nest, since I cant find his nest he is doomed or is he!
This is a virtually unedited 3-minute video

...They usually dont make it but some do since the naturally leave the nest a bit early an get fed by their parents on the ground, and the animal shelters cant be bothered with this since this is a natural occurrence, but if you find one leave him alone but if you think he is in a dangerous area gently pick him up and place him some where higher but at the imitate vicinity of his mom and dad so they can go on feeding them. And dont worry of them falling from a high place cause they can maintain enough flight to keep them safe.
All this if you cant find his nest, which is more often hidden from view and usually located in a hazardous place to you and I, might as well
Gaus